For the next home game Braves player introduction, I suggest we find a suitable Moses to lead the basketball squad down the aisle, with the Red Sea on each side, leading the players to the promised land of the Carver Arena basketball court. Perhaps Coach Versace or Stowell can bring their staff. If not them, I bet Dogs would do it.
Also, I apologize in advance for any unintentional insult or offense I might have caused for Christians (for edging a little close to blasphemy) and non-Christians (for having been excluded) by my post. Also I would like to extend an extra-special apology to any Native American Indians who might not appreciate the name Braves being associated with ancient Biblical figures, even if it was meant in jest.