It just must be our lucky day - earth barely escapes obliteration!

[tornado]

We can relax...
the comet that was going to smash into earth and obliterate us all--
has broken up and is no longer a threat...
now we can go back to worrying about who's gonna play point guard...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/10/27/comet_elenin_breaks_up/

[Future Walk-On]

lol