I found this article on Bradley's sweet sixteen run....the Onion has some very clever things, but this one isn't quite up to par.
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The Onion occasionallly has some witty and original satire, but not often. And this one is reallly bad. It plays on the commonly used joke people might have that Peoria is a small hick town, but actually in the article they never mention that Bradley is in Peoria. Since most people don't know that, it sort of defeats the whole purpose behind their article.
Here is an interesting comaprison-
Peoria population based on the 2000 census- 112,936
Lawrence, Kansas, home for the NCAA Chanpion Kansas Jayhawks- 80,098
It would be more appropriate to joke about "everyone back at the intersection of County Highway 78 and Rural Route G" and that "the city would probably have to install a stop sign" for Lawrence than for Peoria. But that makes too much sense.From PJ Star sports expert Kirk Wessler in his Jan. 10, 2012 column following 8th loss in a row at Drake-
"Yes, the Braves are better than they were when the season started two months ago. By a light year or two, they??™re better."
And from the PJ Star 4/26/12, Dave Reynolds-
"Fields and Grier both appear to be difference makers. If Bradley continues to add the right players around them, happy days may be ahead for the Braves after a long dry spell."
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Most people don't even realize that Peoria is on every one of the globes that kids learn their first geography on in elementary school. So much for being a hick town.Thinking is the hardest work, that is why so few people do it. -Henry Ford
Yeah...I've been in college for a while now and I'm pretty sure that awesomest is not a word. -Andrew E.
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Originally posted by Stryker View PostMost people don't even realize that Peoria is on every one of the globes that kids learn their first geography on in elementary school. So much for being a hick town.DUBL R 1
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Originally posted by Biff View PostThe Onion occasionallly has some witty and original satire, but not often. And this one is reallly bad. It plays on the commonly used joke people might have that Peoria is a small hick town, but actually in the article they never mention that Bradley is in Peoria. Since most people don't know that, it sort of defeats the whole purpose behind their article.
Here is an interesting comaprison-
Peoria population based on the 2000 census- 112,936
Lawrence, Kansas, home for the NCAA Chanpion Kansas Jayhawks- 80,098
It would be more appropriate to joke about "everyone back at the intersection of County Highway 78 and Rural Route G" and that "the city would probably have to install a stop sign" for Lawrence than for Peoria. But that makes too much sense.
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Let's just face it Peoria is not a major travel destination for good reasons, along with most of the Midwest. You live P-town and stay there for Bradley U, it's core values and citizens (except a few people like that councilwoman). Let them poke fun at small town America because like Sarah Palin knows that is where real America lives."Educate and inform the whole mass of the people...they are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty."
??” Thomas Jefferson
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