How to get a coach fired 101

[tornado]

-Rent an airplane
-Buy a large banner that says "Fire Steve Alford"
-then fly all over Los Angeles - especially the UCLA campus - displaying your "Fire Steve Alford" banner

http://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/la-sp-ucla-plane-fire-alford-banner-20160314-story.html

btw - the cost for the University if they buy out Alford's contract is $10.4 million! (twice what it cost Bradley to buy out Cross, Glasser, and Ford combined!)

[Da Coach]

Steve Alford has one of the top recruiting classes committed for next season. There is no guarantee he will be able to succeed with his top recruits, and many have questioned his coaching ability, but that alone is enough to buy him insurance against getting fired.