No Illinois D1 schools have winning conference records

[Da Coach]

It's looking bleak for any Illinois D1 team to be playing this postseason.
Here are the current records of the 13 Division I programs in Illinois. Not a single one has a winning record in their conference:
DePaul 10-18, 2-13 (Big East)
Illinois 15-12, 4-10 (Big 10)
Northwestern 12-16, 5-10 (Big 10)
Loyola 9-19, 4-12 (MVC)
Bradley 12-17, 7-9 (MVC)
SIU 12-17, 8-8 (MVC)
ISU 15-13, 8-8 (MVC)
UIC 5-23, 0-14 (Horizon)
NIU 12-14, 6-8 (MAC)
Eastern Illinois 9-18, 6-9 (OVC)
SIU-E 11-17, 7-7 (OVC)
WIU 9-18, 3-9 (Summit)
Chicago State 11-15, 6-6 (WAC)