All I Want For Christmas...

[AZ BU Fan]

With apologies to Donald Yetter Gardner (1913-2004)

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (1944)

All I want for Christmas
is a center who (can rebound and) is 7'3,
a center who (can score and) is 7'3.
Gee if I could only
have a center who (can rebound, score, and) is 7'3,
Then I could wish BU
a Merry MVC!

It seems so long since I could say,
BU has a rebounding/scoring center who is 7'3"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
Then BU could win the MVC.

All I want for Christmas
is a shooting guard who can make his 3's,
really make his 3's.
A guard who regularly makes the 3.
Gee, if I could only
have a shooting guard who regularly makes his 3's,
then I could wish BU
a Merry MVC!