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It's not very often Eureka College gets mentioned in the national press - I thought it deserved some attention.
"Worst game of the weekend: I'm not going to write much about Division III basketball this season, but I feel obligated to point out that something called Lincoln University beat something called Ohio State-Marion (this is not the team with Greg Oden, obviously) by a score of 201-78 on Saturday. That, my friends, is what people from my parts call an a$$-whooping. The 123-point difference was the largest margin of victory in NCAA history, and it smashed the old Division III record of a 112-point difference that was set in 1989 when Eureka College beat Borat, which is crazy considering I had no idea Borat even played basketball. He really should've put that game in the documentary, somewhere between the all-nude fight with a fat man and the tackling of Pamela Anderson. Sexy time!"
"Worst game of the weekend: I'm not going to write much about Division III basketball this season, but I feel obligated to point out that something called Lincoln University beat something called Ohio State-Marion (this is not the team with Greg Oden, obviously) by a score of 201-78 on Saturday. That, my friends, is what people from my parts call an a$$-whooping. The 123-point difference was the largest margin of victory in NCAA history, and it smashed the old Division III record of a 112-point difference that was set in 1989 when Eureka College beat Borat, which is crazy considering I had no idea Borat even played basketball. He really should've put that game in the documentary, somewhere between the all-nude fight with a fat man and the tackling of Pamela Anderson. Sexy time!"