Congratulations Sam Maniscalco - the MVC Player of the Week!!

[AZ BU Fan]

We're not going to start with the Chuck Norris style jokes re Sam Maniscalco?

Congratulations Sam. Hope your ankle gets better and you can put a full season in this year. Keep up the great work.

[Future Walk-On]

Sam Maniscalco doesn't play the game of basketball, he plays a game with the game of basketball.

uhhh...

Sam doesn't foul out, the game runs away from him.

40 mpg is not enough for Sam

If SM missed a free throw the Earth would stop rotating.

[ph]

Sam's ankles are fine.

The problem is the bottom of his shoes are caked with crushed opponents.